It's why I shove them in the shower or bath every chance I get... you know, to prevent dangerous conflagrations. *whistles*

Tog takes issue with the fact the Irish are always the first to go in SciFi and suggested fighting the aliens with flaming cows launched from trebuchets. As she's a vegetarian, I suggested flaming broccoli might be better. She said it's difficult to get broccoli to burn so I said not if you coat it in Napalm. She then declared that's why the English had an empire... On second thoughts, perhaps you had to be there. *g* Obviously cheese sauce would be the aliens secret weapon and I should warn you that if you're in league with them there's a scary Irish woman with a trebuchet that she's not afraid to use.