Good idea to get them wet, with or without clothes. Wouldn't want them spontaneously combusting, a la the drummer in Spinal Tap. *nods* And wet clothes do tend to cling rather... *ahem* Yes, well, wet clothes can be uncomfortable, so they'd best take them off. *nods*

ROTFL! Oh no, I wouldn't side with the aliens... unless they're cute. The cheese sauce will be the first line of defence should they attempt to lob the flaming broccoli back. They won't have the makings for cheese sauce as they have no cows. *nods* (that makes sense in my head)