Typos anywon?

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

I needed a break from editing my BB story. I find my fingers fly faster than my brain and I thought I'd share a few of the results. Anyone else want to play?

"What the duck did you do that for?"

He poured himself a trouble scotch.

He took pleasure in Bodie's oblivious discomfort.

His voice was hard as he felt the meat of his anger...

They shat staring at each other.

He checked his bun. One bullet left.

Comments

[squeeful.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Quack quack!

'Oblivious discomfort' at least sounds plausible!

*snicker* Couples who shit together, stay together!

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

Couples who shit together, stay together! who else would have them?! :-)

[hagsrus.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the giggle!

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed my poor typing skills! *g*

[solosundance.livejournal.com]

Heh, I hope it was an iced bun :)

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

are there any other kind?!

[sunray45.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the giggle. Wonder if Cowley has heard of trouble scotch. *g*

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. With those two around, I'm guessing it's all troubled!

[golden-bastet.livejournal.com]

LOL!

I've run into that, too. A few from my BB:

• "I will upload the honor of the house."
• “And so you ate the renowned Raimondo Della Straniero?”

Flyin' fingers, flyin' fingers. :D

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

Oh - good ones! If only honor could be uploaded - I know a few people who could use an upgrade! *g* Thanks for playing along!

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

Oh, good grief. Those made me laugh.

I had a funny one in my story.

...yet God chose him to falafel that position

Apparently I was hungry when I wrote that line. *snirk*

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

you had falafel, I had buns and 'golden_bastet' ate the renowned Raimondo... I'm beginning to see a common theme here!

[sc-fossil.livejournal.com]

We're always hungry, it seems. *g*

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

falafel and fishes? Hmmmm... yes, I'm hungry too. :D

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Should he be feeling his meat in public? Thanks for sharing. :D

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

*VBG* I'm thinking that handling meat in public is against something written in the small print somewhere!

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

I just heard Bodie's voice saying "Oi! Less of the small." *g*

[smirra.livejournal.com]

Yes I was wondering about that one, too.

Very soon his voice wasn't the only hard thing there.

Oh my. *mad giggle of total exhaustion*

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

Very soon his voice wasn't the only hard thing there. Very good!

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Heh! I love these :)

Although I would keep an eye on that duck if it's making the lads do things...

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

LOL. It's always the poor duck's fault.....

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

LOL I love a good typo, and those are rippers!

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I keep them as I go and thought it would be fun to share. Feel free to add some of your own!

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

I won't say I never make typos... cause my mother taught me not to lie. ;) But most of my typos aren't amusing and I don't think to save them.

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

... I've never heard it called that before (and that's in response to all of them!!)

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

The editing was going slowly and I'm not the best typist! Glad you enjoyed them.

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

LOL - Ah yes, the meat of anger... and the chicken thighs of contentment.

I love 'em all - thanks for the giggle.

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

hmm - not sure how content chicken thighs would be...an interesting image! *g* Thanks for enjoying them!

[potztausend.livejournal.com]

That's really a break *g*. I have an image in my mind now with a meaty duck drinking trouble scotch... ;-)

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

*VBG* Now that image is stuck in my head as well! Thanks!

[smirra.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Thanks for the giggle!

[merentha13.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed them!