Weekly Check In Post - Cowley knows best

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

[Poll #1745502]
To help us all along,  and inspired by the F*** Yeah Fanfic Flamingo Tumblr   (NSFW) (thanks draycevixen  and mikes_grrl ) I've created a little meme generator...

Who better to ask for help with your story than the Controller himself - that's 'Mister' Cowley to you and me. *g*    

For example:













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Comments

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, they like a good fire as much as the next person. You know, rub two bits of wood together and see what happens, sparks!

Tog will be thrilled. It'll distract her from the flaming broccoli. *nods*

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

Mmm, yes. *gets distracted by bits of wood rubbing together* They have very nice woody bits... bits of wood. Could start a four alarm blaze if they're not careful!

There's flaming broccoli? Quick, get the cheese sauce!

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

It's why I shove them in the shower or bath every chance I get... you know, to prevent dangerous conflagrations. *whistles*

Tog takes issue with the fact the Irish are always the first to go in SciFi and suggested fighting the aliens with flaming cows launched from trebuchets. As she's a vegetarian, I suggested flaming broccoli might be better. She said it's difficult to get broccoli to burn so I said not if you coat it in Napalm. She then declared that's why the English had an empire... On second thoughts, perhaps you had to be there. *g* Obviously cheese sauce would be the aliens secret weapon and I should warn you that if you're in league with them there's a scary Irish woman with a trebuchet that she's not afraid to use.

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

Good idea to get them wet, with or without clothes. Wouldn't want them spontaneously combusting, a la the drummer in Spinal Tap. *nods* And wet clothes do tend to cling rather... *ahem* Yes, well, wet clothes can be uncomfortable, so they'd best take them off. *nods*

ROTFL! Oh no, I wouldn't side with the aliens... unless they're cute. The cheese sauce will be the first line of defence should they attempt to lob the flaming broccoli back. They won't have the makings for cheese sauce as they have no cows. *nods* (that makes sense in my head)

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, unless they cunningly bred the somewhat singed cows Tog had already lobbed at them. *strokes chin in thoughtful fashion*

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

Ah, but then the cheese sauce would be burned/singed too, because singed cows would produce singed milk... it's got a follow on effect, you know. And you know what happens when you burn the cheese sauce.

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

And you know what happens when you burn the cheese sauce.

You claim it's nouveau cuisine and charge extra money for it?

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

LOL That, AND it clumps nastily and doesn't cover well at all! (or maybe that's just because I'm rather inept in the kitchen *g*)

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on what you're trying to coat in cheese sauce.