Weekly Check In Post - Cowley knows best

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

[Poll #1745502]
To help us all along,  and inspired by the F*** Yeah Fanfic Flamingo Tumblr   (NSFW) (thanks draycevixen  and mikes_grrl ) I've created a little meme generator...

Who better to ask for help with your story than the Controller himself - that's 'Mister' Cowley to you and me. *g*    

For example:













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Comments

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

Good idea to get them wet, with or without clothes. Wouldn't want them spontaneously combusting, a la the drummer in Spinal Tap. *nods* And wet clothes do tend to cling rather... *ahem* Yes, well, wet clothes can be uncomfortable, so they'd best take them off. *nods*

ROTFL! Oh no, I wouldn't side with the aliens... unless they're cute. The cheese sauce will be the first line of defence should they attempt to lob the flaming broccoli back. They won't have the makings for cheese sauce as they have no cows. *nods* (that makes sense in my head)

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, unless they cunningly bred the somewhat singed cows Tog had already lobbed at them. *strokes chin in thoughtful fashion*

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

Ah, but then the cheese sauce would be burned/singed too, because singed cows would produce singed milk... it's got a follow on effect, you know. And you know what happens when you burn the cheese sauce.

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

And you know what happens when you burn the cheese sauce.

You claim it's nouveau cuisine and charge extra money for it?

[liriel1810.livejournal.com]

LOL That, AND it clumps nastily and doesn't cover well at all! (or maybe that's just because I'm rather inept in the kitchen *g*)

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on what you're trying to coat in cheese sauce.